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And who says I never learn?

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    And who says I never learn?

    I sat down and read the reviews of the hotel I am supposed to be staying in next week.

    Quite the worst hotel I ever stayed in


    There's no lift


    The tiles in the poky little shower room were badly cracked


    Room 9 smells like a chemical plant


    Only 800m from the central station


    And I decided to cancel and booked myself into a rather plush 4 star hotel that is very close to the office.

    Because I'm suity and I'm bally well worth it
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    So now you'll be paying twice as much for:
    • no lift
    • cracked tiles in a poky little shower room
    • a room that is a chemical plant
    ?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Only 800m from the central station :
      In Germany that will be the red light district.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        So now you'll be paying twice as much for:
        • no lift
        • cracked tiles in a poky little shower room
        • a room that is a chemical plant
        ?
        Can I retype my OP in braille for NAT?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          In Germany that will be the red light district.
          With suity's fertility there will be a huge increase in births in 9 months....

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            #6
            Are you in the IBIS hotel on Reeperbahn?

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              So now you'll be paying twice as much for:
              • no lift
              • cracked tiles in a poky little shower room
              • a room that is a chemical plant
              ?
              Methinks the OP spends most of his time trying to find hotels with semen stains on the cotton sheets. G A Y!

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I sat down and read the reviews of the hotel I am supposed to be staying in next week.











                And I decided to cancel and booked myself into a rather plush 4 star hotel that is very close to the office.

                Because I'm suity and I'm bally well worth it
                well we are all waiting with baited breath to see wait the hotel is actually like....

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                  #9
                  Didn't make it. Health not too good again. Dr ordered me not to fly.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    so what happened between 2.44 on Saturday and Sunday evening/Monday morning when you were due to fly?

                    are you okay?

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