Well it could have been worse.

[zeitghost]

She could have been taking a dump.

Woman in hospital after python emerges from toilet and attacks woman in Samkok, Thailand | Metro News

And there's a really "interesting but probly NSFW thing" at the bottom (see wot I did there) of the page.

Ah.

Almost forgot.

For the benefit of Freako, this story relates to a lady being attacked by a python after taking a shower. Said python attempted (being rather dense) to drag her down the khazi.

[alluvial]

She could have been taking a dump.

Woman in hospital after python emerges from toilet and attacks woman in Samkok, Thailand | Metro News

And there's a really "interesting but probly NSFW thing" at the bottom (see wot I did there) of the page.

Ah.

Almost forgot.

For the benefit of Freako, this story relates to a lady being attacked by a python after taking a shower. Said python attempted (being rather dense) to drag her down the khazi.

I assume you mean the article about everyone being very happy for Benedict? Oh wait...

[BrilloPad]

She was lucky she was not bitten by a snake in Oz.