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One for the ladies - NSFW!

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    One for the ladies - NSFW!

    Masturpieces© - Unique Limited Edition Adult Toys

    Again NSFW

    Rise!
    By royal appointment, we give you the BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS, a higher class of dildo in the shape of Queen Elizabeth II. Her crown provides utterly priceless sensations and each piece is made from phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. Use only with non-silicone lubes and wash in warm water.

    The BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS a limited edition erotic piece of art of 100 pieces. Each one is numbered and signed by creator Shed Simove.

    • Queen Size

    • Fantastic Willy But Don’t Use In A Harry

    • Perfect For Use Every Knight

    • Her Vagesty

    Feels Fangtastic!
    **** DRACULA is a lovingly created dildo in the shape of history’s most famous vampire, Count Dracula. His raised collar provides extra friction and each piece is made from phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. Use only with non-silicone lubes and wash in warm water.

    **** DRACULA is a limited edition erotic piece of art of 100 pieces. Each one is numbered and signed by creator Shed Simove.

    • A Bloody Good Dildo

    • Bats Not Included (Or Needed)

    • Definitely Doesn’t Suck

    From £199
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