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    I have a serious drinking problem.

    I have spilt coffee on myself three times so far this morning. It’s only Tuesday, at this rate I’ll have to change my clothes before the week is out.

    It could be withdrawal because I didn't go out last night.
    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
    No matter how you try,
    Goodbye cruel Labour,
    Your end is nigh.

    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    #2
    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    It could be withdrawal because I didn't go out last night.
    Well, lesson learnt then.

    HTH

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      #3
      Blair, you cannot reach me now,
      No matter how you try,
      Goodbye cruel Labour,
      Your end is nigh.

      International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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        #4
        Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
        I have spilt coffee on myself three times so far this morning. It’s only Tuesday, at this rate I’ll have to change my clothes before the week is out.

        It could be withdrawal because I didn't go out last night.
        Spilt coffee on mine too. Had to pop to Tesco’s’ to get a contractor's throw-away shirt.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          I need a holiday!

          Just been talking to the office and I was going on about some stuff due tomorrow. We were talking for about 15 mins, then the cabin boy goes: "Hang on Capt, what day do you think it is?" I've spent the whole morning thinking it's Wednesday!

          And, now I've just spilt coffee on a report so I've got to print that off again.
          Blair, you cannot reach me now,
          No matter how you try,
          Goodbye cruel Labour,
          Your end is nigh.

          International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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            #6
            Damm shame !

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              #7
              Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
              I need a holiday!

              Just been talking to the office and I was going on about some stuff due tomorrow. We were talking for about 15 mins, then the cabin boy goes: "Hang on Capt, what day do you think it is?" I've spent the whole morning thinking it's Wednesday!

              And, now I've just spilt coffee on a report so I've got to print that off again.
              Are you sure you don't have the start of Parkinsons disease?
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll
                Are you sure you don't have the start of Parkinsons disease?
                WOT, that bloke on the telly that got in a fight with Emu?
                Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                No matter how you try,
                Goodbye cruel Labour,
                Your end is nigh.

                International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                  #9
                  you got me thinking...
                  How much does everyone drink...

                  I have at least one night a week binging(?) on liquor... and probably have a pint or glass of wine the other nights... just one usually.
                  Whats eveyone elses weekly intake?
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                  SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by kramer
                    you got me thinking...
                    How much does everyone drink...

                    I have at least one night a week binging(?) on liquor... and probably have a pint or glass of wine the other nights... just one usually.
                    Whats eveyone elses weekly intake?

                    Nothing ! my body is a shrine

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