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    my Latest theory

    As you all know, I have some great theories. Legendary.

    We all know now that the Neanderthal DNA is still around and we all know that they were mostly superceded by the smarter Crom magnons.
    But where are they today ? where can they be found ?

    I have been studying this for a while now and I have a few ideas. I think the Neanderthals have become known as left wingers, or socialists, and the Croms are found on the right. Liberal democrats are like hybrids, with the brains of the Neanderthal and the looks of the Crom.
    The best evidence I have is that most lefties like bananas, their eyes are too close together and they are generally hairier and more unwashed.

    They also like to push themselves to extinction now and then, like Milliband.


    Croms invented beer. which I am also studying right now.
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    As you all know, I have some great theories. Legendary.

    We all know now that the Neanderthal DNA is still around and we all know that they were mostly superceded by the smarter Crom magnons.
    But where are they today ? where can they be found ?

    I have been studying this for a while now and I have a few ideas. I think the Neanderthals have become known as left wingers, or socialists, and the Croms are found on the right. Liberal democrats are like hybrids, with the brains of the Neanderthal and the looks of the Crom.
    The best evidence I have is that most lefties like bananas, their eyes are too close together and they are generally hairier and more unwashed.

    They also like to push themselves to extinction now and then, like Milliband.


    Croms invented beer. which I am also studying right now.
    How much studying have you been doing?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #3
      Your theories have merit.

      They are self evidently b0llocks made up during a booze filled evening with nothing better to do... but they carry more weight than most of the tulipe on here.

      Well done - carry on!

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        #4
        Couple of minor corrections. Everyone knows both species are descended from Bruce Forsythe.

        Beer was first discovered by the Romans when they stormed a pub in Partick in AD 50. It was also heavily over priced.

        The real question is the missing link between primordial slime and Piers Morgan.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

          The real question is the missing link between primordial slime and Homos Erectus.
          FTFY

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            FTFY
            Fun fact, did you know the world record for longest stiffy belongs to EO?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Fun fact, did you know the world record for longest stiffy belongs to EO?


              i guess the longest 'floppy-saus' record must be yours then
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Couple of minor corrections. Everyone knows both species are descended from Bruce Forsythe.

                  Beer was first discovered by the Romans when they stormed a pub in Partick in AD 50. It was also heavily over priced.

                  The real question is the missing link between primordial slime and Piers Morgan.
                  missing link ? AD50 ?



                  You know you are onto something when people resort to the Ad-Homs
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                    i guess the longest 'floppy-saus' record must be yours then
                    It's very long and very floppy. We use it as a draft excluder.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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