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    The greatest thing to do at work...

    Is to have a tulip in company time !

    #2
    Thinking like a permie again...

    For the rest of us 'true' contractors, if you sh1t on the client's time, they are more than likely going to sh1t on yours...
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      No, nipped out for a Japanese body to body massage when I said I’ll be in the server room.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by Andyw
        Is to have a tulip in company time !
        Next time you will have a wank...
        The rest is silence...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Viktor
          Next time you will have a wank...
          Check the client has curtains first though...
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Andyw
            Is to have a tulip in company time !
            One of your finer achievements...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac
              One of your finer achievements...

              At least the sh1t he produced today doesn't need testing or documenting.

              Which is nice.

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                #8
                The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

                I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

                Great stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TazMaN
                  The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

                  I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

                  Great stuff.

                  ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Andyw
                    ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !
                    Actually I built up quite a collection from her! Wanted to webcam but she didn't have 1 but I obliged anyway.

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