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    Not really a boast but ...

    Decided to lax out today yeah...

    Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...

    Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...

    New suit , new shoes...

    Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock

    Ready...

    #2
    Choking pole baby.

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      #3
      Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
      Decided to lax out today yeah...

      Gym, shower, massage... Wax... Tan .... Haircut...Oiled down (thanks)... Cut nails.. Trimmed pubes...

      Cleaned ears ... Rinsed...

      New suit , new shoes...

      Sniffed a couple of cialis, battered a rock

      Ready...
      But did you lay pipe?

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        #4
        Originally posted by zoco View Post
        But did you lay pipe?
        Full body shave ... Eye brow trim...Hair dye

        Loud music

        Body paint

        Ready to leave the flat ... If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..

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          #5
          Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
          ...If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
          Oh great. Another Dalek sockie.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Oh great. Another Dalek sockie.
            You've got the power as a mod to kill it off immediately. Not like there's any doubt.

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              #7
              Originally posted by nigelsousa View Post
              Full body shave ... Eye brow trim...Hair dye

              Loud music

              Body paint

              Ready to leave the flat ... If only I could come down enough to overcome my fear of the stairs..
              So what was your endgame Nige?

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                #8
                I was...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  I was...
                  Crikey! Didn't think you were the type

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                    #10
                    He died in a pool of his own making. I just held his head down.
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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