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    Modern pythonesque insults

    May your broadband be slow, and your Netflix forever buffering.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Ooh Suity

    Granted thats more Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em rather than Python.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      May all your direct debits bounce, and your car get less than 30 mpg.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Is this your life story?

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          #5
          Shut your festering gob you tit.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            May agents always get you to opt out and HMRC find you inside IR35.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              May you be permabanned, and your sockies too.

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Ooh Suity

                Granted thats more Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em rather than Python.
                I'd have said it was more "Carry on..." like.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  CUK special.

                  Your mother was ravaged by Andyw's father and you smell of wee wee.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    May all your contracts contain zero hours.

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