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    For all of you updating your CV


    The Silicon Valley Job Title Generator – Important-sounding but meaningless IT gig handles generated for your delectation.



    Generate here.

    I am

    ''In-House Tech Evangelist''

    Last edited by alreadypacked; 20 November 2014, 14:06.
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

    the silicon valley job title generator – important-sounding but meaningless it gig handles generated for your delectation.



    generate here.

    i am

    ''in-house tech evangelist''

    ''thought-leader-in-residence''
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      ''thought-leader-in-residence''
      No!

      Wait!


      ''GRAND POOBAH OF DIGITAL INNOVATION''

      Oh Yeah!
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        "Connection Savant"

        Fairly appropriate for middleware. I'm tempted to put it in my summary.
        Last edited by BigTime; 20 November 2014, 14:34.

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          #5
          I got a 404 error
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            "''quantification disruptor''
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Self Quantification Officer.

              I'm having that !!
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Technology proctologist... no ... wait....

                Sorry. Technology Proctor.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Explainer-in-residence

                  I do sometimes feel like that

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                    #10
                    Innovation Savant

                    latest-and-greatest solution (TM) kevpuk 2013

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