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New name for female masturbation - what should it be?

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    New name for female masturbation - what should it be?

    Female masturbation: Swedish group wants to rename it - Telegraph

    #2
    Women masturbate?

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Women masturbate?
      Try it, it can be fun
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
        Try it, it can be fun
        If it isn't, you're doing it wrong

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          #5
          The Allo Allo character "Herr Flick" went over the heads of most viewers.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Jill off?
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              #7
              Crank? You could obscure it by saying 'I'm just popping off for a Jason Statham' or a 'Jason' for short (Your own version of J Arthur Rank). If you like muscly skinheads it may even help.

              Polishing the step.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Squelch?
                I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                  #9
                  'Rubbing one out' or 'feeding the pony'. These are more euphemisms than actual names though. CBA to read the article - why do they want to rename it in the first place? Has wanking been monopolised by blokes?

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                    #10
                    Twanging the rashers

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