Buying the wife a Christmas present.

[JoeyD]

My Mrs always says I lack imagination when it comes to buying Christmas presents.

Two years ago I bought her a matching set of baking trays and last year she got the full tool kit for her Dyson vacuum cleaner (which I got her for her birthday) and she was less than pleased for some reason.

Can't think what to get her this year. Was thinking about a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and f*** herself.

Any other ideas from the young cool gentlemen of the forum ?

[BolshieBastard]

Buying 'the wife'? LOL!

This will end well.

[BlasterBates]

What about some matching dish towels

[SimonMac]

Pearl Necklace?

[JoeyD]

What about some matching dish towels

Got her them for our 10th anniversary, 7 years ago.

[JoeyD]

Pearl Necklace?

Now thats not a bad idea. It would go well with some rubber earrings or in fact, any type of jelly jewelery.

[tarbera]

Pearl Necklace?

Who the singer ?

[tarbera]

Get her a 3 some with her sister

[d000hg]

How about a spa break for 1?

[JoeyD]

How about a spa break for 1?

Don't think using the word 'spa' is politically correct these days. You should be ashamed !!