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    GF visit to Amsterdam

    my girl came over for a long weekend this weekend.

    my god, she cleared me out. right to the very end, i think if i continue with this girl she will make me bankrupt.

    not once did she dig deep into her pocket and offer even to buy me a drink.

    tulip!

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    Maybe you should do a cost/benefit analysis and compare to the local talent pool ...
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      my girl came over for a long weekend this weekend.

      my god, she cleared me out. right to the very end, i think if i continue with this girl she will make me bankrupt.

      not once did she dig deep into her pocket and offer even to buy me a drink.

      tulip!
      Did you at least get to visit her by the tradesman's entrance?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Get rid

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          #5
          Originally posted by el duder
          my girl came over for a long weekend this weekend.

          my god, she cleared me out. right to the very end, i think if i continue with this girl she will make me bankrupt.

          not once did she dig deep into her pocket and offer even to buy me a drink.

          tulip!
          Things you do for a shag eh?
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Get rid of the gold digging cow !

            You'll pay for it !! I'm tellin' ya !

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              #7
              Originally posted by Andyw
              Get rid of the gold digging cow !

              You'll pay for it !! I'm tellin' ya !
              i actually made her go to the bank and get some money out to pay for breakfast.

              the thing is i now feel guilty as fark for doing that to her.

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                #8
                Originally posted by el duder
                i actually made her go to the bank and get some money out to pay for breakfast.

                the thing is i now feel guilty as fark for doing that to her.
                You've set the precedent. That is good. Now get her to pay for your lunch.
                "My God, it's huge!!"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  i actually made her go to the bank and get some money out to pay for breakfast.

                  the thing is i now feel guilty as fark for doing that to her.
                  You're in Amsterdam - There's a lot cheaper ways to get your leg over!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jefferson
                    You're in Amsterdam - There's a lot cheaper ways to get your leg over!

                    Thing is though, shagging his girlfriend is like shagging another bird as he's spent most of his dosh on all the pro's!

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