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    Poetry

    Who reads that tulip?

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    You will never find hairs on a duck egg.
    You will always find hairs on an ape.
    It's only the hairs on a gooseberry,
    that stop it from being a grape.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      #3
      Jonathan Jo has a mouth like an O
      And a wheelbarrow full of surprises
      If you ask for a bat
      Or something like that
      He has it, whatever the size is.

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        #4
        There was a young man from Aberystwyth...............

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          #5
          I eat my peas with honey
          I've done it all my life
          It makes the peas taste funny
          But it keeps 'em on the knife!
          • The meaning of life is to give life meaning
          • Worrying about tomorrow spoils today

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            #6
            Originally posted by JoeyD View Post
            There was a young man from Aberystwyth...............
            Who took out a girl to play whist with.
            When she trumped his last trick,
            He whipped out his dick,
            And played hell with the hole that she pissed with.

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