How should we deal with fat bottomed commuters?

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How should we deal with fat bottomed commuters?

4 December 2014, 23:11

'Large bottomed' commuters should slim if they want to use train seats, says MP - Telegraph

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Make them stand	30.00%	3 votes
Make them buy 2 tickets	20.00%	2 votes
Make the seats bigger	10.00%	1 vote
Make MF buy 3 tickets as he is that obese - even bigger than AndyW's mum	40.00%	4 votes

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5 December 2014, 06:34

Where's the 'Make them run along behind the train' option?
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5 December 2014, 07:18

Fat bottomed female commuters should be on bikes.

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5 December 2014, 10:00

We should embrace them!

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5 December 2014, 10:05

I don't mind them too much in the winter but they do tend to pong a bit during the warmer months.

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