How successful are you?

[MarillionFan]

If these are the 50 signs of success I'm proud to be a failure says SARAH VINE | Daily Mail Online

Are these the symbols of success?

If so, then I'm doing tulip. I got 2.

[BrilloPad]

If these are the 50 signs of success I'm proud to be a failure says SARAH VINE | Daily Mail Online

Are these the symbols of success?

If so, then I'm doing tulip. I got 2.

14. Sit-on mower
That's not a sign that you’ve arrived. It’s a sign that you’re fat and lazy.

What was the other one?

[SimonMac]

If these are the 50 signs of success I'm proud to be a failure says SARAH VINE | Daily Mail Online

Are these the symbols of success?

If so, then I'm doing tulip. I got 2.

42. Golf handicap under 15
I don't even know what that means, but I’m absolutely certain I don’t have one. Also ‘handicap’ is not very PC, is it? Shouldn’t it be a ‘golf disability’?

[NickFitz]

"First name terms with the pub landlord" - just as likely to be a sign that you're a hopeless alcoholic

[VectraMan]

I got zero. So at least I'm successful at not being successful.

[Project Monkey]

1. The dog.

[BrilloPad]

"First name terms with the pub landlord" - just as likely to be a sign that you're a hopeless alcoholic

Nigel Farage?

Oh yes, I see your point....

[JRCT]

I have a picnic hamper, but I've only used it once - with my 3 year old. We had ham sandwiches, banana milkshake and chocolate cake.

Err, that's it.

I think if I won the lottery and had the option of those 50 things, I would probably only go for 5 or 6.

[BrilloPad]

51. Snorted Cocaine from a whore's arse.

[GlenW]

Peasants, I got 7.