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6th December 2014, 12:20
it's 2 in the morning, you are driving back from a Christmas party through an area you don't know at night, the petrol light is on and you are trying to find a service station that is open.

Don't ask Cortana.

"Oh, yeah" "is that so", "here is where to buy castor oil"

service stations that you are driving past that are closed, service stations that are 15 miles away.

6th December 2014, 13:05
Is it a Ford Cortana?

6th December 2014, 18:07
Next time....top up before you go!

6th December 2014, 20:57
It was a courtesy car, a Kia.

From a BMW garage you get a fookin Kia.