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Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest

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    Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest

    Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest. Today in the car he told God that just because we couldn't see him was no reason for him not to wear a seat-belt. "It's for your own safety God". I feel sure that God, had we been able to see him, would have looked suitably sheepish.

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    I'll have what you're having

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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      I'll have what you're having
      Vasectomy.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Vasectomy.
        To late son

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          #5
          God - avoid if you'd like a balanced child

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            #6
            Ill have a pint of what Brillos had.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              ms#3 went to church with his granny when he was a wee lad.

              "Granny, does God live in your church?"

              "Yes, sort of"

              "I thought so - I saw a cooker out the back."

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                #8
                At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
                  When they become leader of the Labour Party.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
                    You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.

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