Got a phone call last evening from foreign parts.
ring
ring
ring
pick up
<pause>
'Hello sir. Microsoft here. we notice from your google use that you have been downloading malicious virus. the errors are coming up here and we mus..'
EO - 'Just one second please...'
goes to fridge. gets a tube. scratches balls. looks at calendar. looks at tube. scratches nuts again. cracks tube
squeaky voice from phone - 'hello sir hello sir
puts phone down.
Tonight -
ring
ring
ring
pick up
<pause>
'Hello sir. Microsoft here. we notice from your google use that you have been downloading malicious virus. the errors are coming up here and we mus..'
EO - 'But I don't have a computer..'
<click>he hangs up
turds
ring
ring
ring
pick up
<pause>
'Hello sir. Microsoft here. we notice from your google use that you have been downloading malicious virus. the errors are coming up here and we mus..'
EO - 'Just one second please...'
goes to fridge. gets a tube. scratches balls. looks at calendar. looks at tube. scratches nuts again. cracks tube
squeaky voice from phone - 'hello sir hello sir
puts phone down.
Tonight -
ring
ring
ring
pick up
<pause>
'Hello sir. Microsoft here. we notice from your google use that you have been downloading malicious virus. the errors are coming up here and we mus..'
EO - 'But I don't have a computer..'
<click>he hangs up
turds
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