Proof God exists

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BBC News - Rosetta results: Comets 'did not bring water to Earth'

Scientists - all guesswork.

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The only quote matching the headline was:

However, Prof Altwegg believes that Kuiper Belt comets did not bring water to Earth.

which is slightly more specific than the headline suggests

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The comets with water hit the earth. That's why all the others are dry.

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I thought they were going to find the higgs boson particle up there tbh...