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    Stretching

    I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

    Does anyone else do this?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    The only things you stretch are your jaw and your rim. Garbage in, garbage out.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      I rarely stretch and I certainly would never do it before exercise.

      Don't get me started on my opinions of yoga.

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        The only things you stretch are your jaw and your rim. Garbage in, garbage out.


        Classic

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

          Does anyone else do this?
          I think it is called knocking one out and not shaking one out... but you may do it differently!

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            #6
            Here.

            Sir Roger Moore must be over 100 and he's being doing it all his life.

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #7
              I stretch the truth every time I submit an invoice.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I've decided to do 15 minutes stretching each morning when I get up. Follow a nice simple video on YouTube by some yoga guy and stretch and shake out the stiffness. I feel invigorated

                Does anyone else do this?
                Stretching makes it makes it thinner just for the sake of half an inch. You could try tying some weights to it and hang it down your trousers. Alternatively just go for the penis enlargement operation
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Does anyone else do this?
                  Whats this ?

                  a fact hunt
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Whats this ?

                    a fact hunt
                    Indeed he is..

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