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I wondered what happened to Lassie

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    #1

    I wondered what happened to Lassie

    http://rt.com/news/214071-heaven-animals-pope-francis/

    All dogs go to heaven: Pope Francis says animals will enter pearly gates
    Do Tesco chickens go to Heaven?
    Last edited by Paddy; 13 December 2014, 14:20.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    http://rt.com/news/214071-heaven-animals-pope-francis/


    Do Tesco chickens go to Heaven?
    Only if you say grace.

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      #3
      I hope wasps do not.

      I wonder why he thinks that? Let's assume for a moment people go to heaven. How does he make that mental leap?

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        #4
        Which animals go to hell?

        Cats I suspect.

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          #5
          I know what happened to Shergar. He ended up as food for Lassie.

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            #6
            Cerberus didn't go to heaven. How does the pope explain that.

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              There are midges in Heaven?

              **** that....

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                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Which animals go to hell?

                Cats I suspect.
                Mosquitoes.

                Definitely.

                May they burn in etc.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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