Why was Hitler a humanist?

**Board Game Geek** · 15 June 2005, 16:56

I think there was more chance that Hitler was a member of the Human League than a Humanist.

But then, that's just an educated guess without the Good Book to back me up.

**NumptyCorner** · 15 June 2005, 16:59

He was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true.

**sasguru** · 15 June 2005, 17:12

Is that why people say he only had one ball? The sex-change doctor ran out of artificial balls during the op?

Hmmm - It's all beginning to make sense ...

**sasguru** · 15 June 2005, 17:13

It would explain why he couldn't grow a proper moustache as well ....

**sappatz** · 15 June 2005, 18:08

hitler

he was a humanist since he drew a list of the british establishment to get rid of.

**dazza12** · 15 June 2005, 18:32

No no no, no!

**EternalOptimist** · 15 June 2005, 19:29

As a registered historian I can can confirm that Herr Hitler had two balls, any suggestion to the contrary is a lie. His chief propogandist was a guy called Gobbles, maybe he gobbled one off later in herr hitlers career, but in the early boom years there was a definate testcular duality.

I think

:rolleyes

**Lucifer Box** · 16 June 2005, 08:09

Haven't you guys been paying any attention to Chico? He was a humanist because he said he was. Therefore all non-Christians are Nazis.

Or something.

**zeitghost** · 16 June 2005, 08:48

Which all goes to prove that the Devil has all the best uniforms as well as all the best songs...

Why was Hitler a humanist?