Belly Button Hygeine

[minestrone]

I think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.

I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.

[EternalOptimist]

I think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.

I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.

don't turn it anti-clockwise

[mudskipper]

don't turn it anti-clockwise

WHS. Your bottom will drop off.

[VectraMan]

Inny or outy?

[minestrone]

Inny.

With a tufty crab ladder.

[VectraMan]

Mine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".

[mudskipper]

Mine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".

And where do they come out?

[VectraMan]

And where do they come out?

That's a good question. Maybe they're still in there.

[BolshieBastard]

Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.

[Paddy]

I think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.

I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.

I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy