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    would you work in Porn ?

    Would you ever work as a full time Porno star ?

    I know the idea sounds great, yeah...yippppeee, I can hear it all now.


    but as a job ? the daily grind ? having to do stuff you don't really want to do
    having to cross those moral boundaries, having to bone up on weird subjects ?


    would you follow a career as a porno actor?
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Would you ever work as a full time Porno star ?

    I know the idea sounds great, yeah...yippppeee, I can hear it all now.


    but as a job ? the daily grind ? having to do stuff you don't really want to do
    having to cross those moral boundaries, having to bone up on weird subjects ?


    would you follow a career as a porno actor?
    I'm convinced that all the male ones have plastic but realistic strap ons with a pipe coming out of the side you can't see and an unseen squeezy ball of mayonnaise that gets unloaded by pump action.

    10cc's is the average load, and let's face it, in the real world just after you've creamed that's it for like three days and you just wanna watch Match of the Day even if it's just Stoke.

    If there were magic pills that give you unlimited jizz and endless stiffies they'd be sold on Ebay (gonna check) - i know there's viagra but who wants boner with no urge to use it?

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      #3
      Could be worse, my current gig is migrating into MS SQLserver.

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post

        10cc's is the average load, and let's face it, in the real world just after you've creamed that's it for like three days and you just wanna watch Match of the Day even if it's just Stoke.
        YNCOTBAPS

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          #5
          Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
          YNCOTBAPS

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            #6
            I was in the porn adaptation of "George and the Big Bang"...

            ...as a body double for Steven Hawking

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Would you ever work as a full time Porno star ?

              I know the idea sounds great, yeah...yippppeee, I can hear it all now.


              but as a job ? the daily grind ? having to do stuff you don't really want to do
              having to cross those moral boundaries, having to bone up on weird subjects ?


              would you follow a career as a porno actor?
              I had an old contracting mate from the mid nineties who 'dabbled' in porn.

              He had a couple of attributes that seemed to be good for the industry, as in women seemed to think he was an incredibly good looking bloke and he had an exceptionally large knob, which he was always keen to show anyone after a couple of beers, regardless of the location

              Anyways, he screen tested and appeared in one short film and his fledgling career died on its arse at that point because, according to the bloke he was working with, good looking guys with massive cocks are ten a penny, and he would have to be willing to do a lot more than just bang chicks if he wanted any kind of work. 99% of the things he was asked to do, he wasn't willing
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                He got that wrong. It's guys who are massive cocks, but think they're good looking, that are ten a penny.

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                  #9
                  I'm wondering, as I am building a bit of a DC as my Plan B, for nominally puritanical purposes, however, I've no issues with dabbling in porn of that's what people want, no sick or paedo stuff obviously, hosting place doesn't care as long is it's not same, suppose u'd need all sorts of DDOS prevention kit Big-IP and F5's but, yeah, I'd do that.

                  I'd have to hide behind a corporate identity tho, I don't want to be known as 'stek, porn magnate'.

                  CUK Reader's Wives/Husbands/Hermaphrodites?

                  This might work actually, could have;

                  Mudskipper having it off with MF on a HP9000, while configuring an NFS share........

                  Suity sucking off twelve German PM's in a Luton toilet....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    I'm wondering, as I am building a bit of a DC as my Plan B, for nominally puritanical purposes, however, I've no issues with dabbling in porn of that's what people want, no sick or paedo stuff obviously, hosting place doesn't care as long is it's not same, suppose u'd need all sorts of DDOS prevention kit Big-IP and F5's but, yeah, I'd do that.

                    I'd have to hide behind a corporate identity tho, I don't want to be known as 'stek, porn magnate'.

                    CUK Reader's Wives/Husbands/Hermaphrodites?

                    This might work actually, could have;

                    Mudskipper having it off with MF on a HP9000, while configuring an NFS share........

                    Suity sucking off twelve German PM's in a Luton toilet....

                    I'll pass, thanks. I don't do server stuff.

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