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What sort of criminal would you be?

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    What sort of criminal would you be?

    It's this time of year, where I question to sanity of spending my days invoicing for work that people don't want and don't need.
    Still beats thug life for now - I just can't see the appeal of standing in the cold pushing the product, or risking bleeding from breaking shop windows.
    If I were a criminal, I'd probably try to pull off some classic bank heists or something romantic of that sort.
    How about you?
    17
    Thief
    5.88%
    1
    Murderer
    11.76%
    2
    Evil Mastermind
    29.41%
    5
    Cybercriminal
    23.53%
    4
    Pimp
    11.76%
    2
    AndyW
    17.65%
    3

    #2
    A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

    Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I

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      #3
      I think I would do something worse than all you mentioned put together - I would be a politician.

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        #4
        Successful
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          I've been watching 'Our Friends In The North' over the past couple of days. I reckon I could go with being a Soho porn baron in the the 60's/70's. It's got vice, corruption and violence built into one industry - perfect.

          Also, I would have a brass doorplate reading

          TestMangler
          Porn Baron
          Which would be nice.

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            #6
            Where is the Henchman option? I can see myself as Terry to some new Arthur Daley
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Which criminal?
              Thief
              Murderer
              Evil Mastermind
              Cybercriminal
              Pimp
              AndyW
              His mum?

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                #8
                A cUK admin,
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vwdan View Post
                  A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

                  Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I
                  What like a bacon cheese one?

                  Not sure it is criminal to want to be a burger - maybe just a bit mad!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vwdan View Post
                    A burger - I think it's an abhorrent crime, but according to a recent reporting something like 90% are unsolved in my region so it's a good bet.

                    Mind you, I'm on the DNA database, so that does increase the risk somewhat. I
                    Sure you didn't mean bugger?
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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