OK, you can all start to panic now

[NickFitz]

BBC News - Ebola case confirmed in Glasgow hospital

Put up your barricades, break out your shotguns, and go and hide in the cellar with your Army surplus tinned food

[barrydidit]

BBC News - Ebola case confirmed in Glasgow hospital

Put up your barricades, break out your shotguns, and go and hide in the cellar with your Army surplus tinned food

In Glasgow? It's won't last 5 minutes in a kebab and buckfast heavy immune system. Move along, nothing to see here.

[Cliphead]

Had it last week, bugger to get rid of.

Or maybe that was a cold.

[TestMangler]

In Glasgow? It's won't last 5 minutes in a kebab and buckfast heavy immune system. Move along, nothing to see here.

Now now Mr DidIt.

A spokesman has said that the victim is in an isolation room and is being fed pizza and pancakes......

[barrydidit]

Now now Mr DidIt.

A spokesman has said that the victim is in an isolation room and is being fed pizza and pancakes......

F\/ck! Run for the hills!

[xoggoth]

The greater risk would be somebody who was not a health worker, less likely to take proper action in time and rather more reasons why it would spread.

Anyway, panic 2:

BBC News - Madagascar plague outbreak kills 40, says WHO

[SimonMac]

BBC News - Ebola case confirmed in Glasgow hospital

Put up your barricades, break out your shotguns, and go and hide in the cellar with your Army surplus tinned food

Confirmation Scotland is a third world country?

[scooterscot]

Less than 12 hours of exposure from arrival to the ER, very small window of chance...

[NickFitz]

Good news! Jeremy Hunt has announced that the unfortunate patient is to be transferred to London as soon as possible

Seems like a bit of an insult to the Scottish medical community, though. Is Dr. Findlay not good enough for the Tories?

[BrilloPad]

Can't we just resurrect Hadrian's wall?