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    Age related health checks

    I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.

    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    When passing next you can ask him to look you up.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Just had a medical.

      Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        "Hey, I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face" - Tony Soprano.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sysman View Post
          Just had a medical. Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.
          Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?
            What Obsession?

            I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSION ABOUT POSTING ON CUK!!!



            P.S. Nice to see you back. How's life treating you?
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Age related? Is this where they count the rings?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                How's life treating you?
                Probably better than I deserve

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Age related? Is this where they count the rings?


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                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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