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xoggoth
3rd January 2015, 18:12
Never a week goes by without Jamie Oliver pontificating over some vaguely food related issue in the news. Two today:

Jamie Oliver: 'Parts of South America have been raped by Westernised brands' - People - News - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jamie-oliver-parts-of-south-america-have-been-raped-by-westernised-brands-9955754.html)

Jamie Oliver: Sugar can destroy lives and should be taxed like tobacco - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/11323096/Jamie-Oliver-Sugar-can-destroy-lives-and-should-be-taxed-like-tobacco.html)

Just two days ago he was on about wonky fruit and veg. being thrown away:

Jamie Oliver leads drive to buy misshapen fruit and vegetables | Life and style | The Guardian (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jan/01/jamie-oliver-leads-drive-to-buy-misshapen-fruit-and-vegetables)

Just four days ago he was telling us he'd been offered a part in The Hobbit:

Jamie Oliver turned down hobbit role in Lord of the Rings | Life and style | The Guardian (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/30/jamie-oliver-turned-down-role-lord-of-the-rings-hobbit)

Any ideas how to shut him up?

mudskipper
3rd January 2015, 18:13
Any ideas how to shut him up?

Gobstopper?

MarillionFan
3rd January 2015, 18:16
Gobstopper?

He reckoned he was so clever he could give a job to anyone and make them a success. I reckon we should send Suity in his directiOn.

xoggoth
3rd January 2015, 18:22
Maybe someone could frame him. Issue a false story about him being admitted to A&E with a malformed carrot stuck up his bum perhaps.