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The Point to Marriage

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    The Point to Marriage

    After spending the last 25 Crimbo’s with BGG he made this comment today:

    Marriage is good for many things, not least of which it keeps either of us out of prison or the loony bin

    So true.
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    After spending the last 25 Crimbo’s with BGG he made this comment today:

    Marriage is good for many things, not least of which it keeps either of us out of prison or the loony bin

    So true.
    You mean you can't be forced to testify against your spouse.

    Did you know the Spanish word Esposa means both Wife and Handcuffs.

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      #3
      We'll hit 25 years this summer. If I haven't gone mad or killed him by then...

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        We'll hit 25 years this summer. If I haven't gone mad or killed him by then...
        Do you find that the best thing about a long term relationship is when you can go “do you remember when we…” & not have to worry if you have the wrong partner
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Do you find that the best thing about a long term relationship is when you can go “do you remember when we…” & not have to worry if you have the wrong partner
          oops did that the other day, my wife's eyebrows raised somewhat.

          but 22 years together last year.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
            Do you find that the best thing about a long term relationship is when you can go “do you remember when we…” & not have to worry if you have the wrong partner
            Do you remember when we last...
            ...had sex?
            ...went out?

            That sort of thing?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
              Do you remember when we last...
              ...had sex?
              ...went out?

              That sort of thing?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                Do you find that the best thing about a long term relationship is when you can go “do you remember when we…” & not have to worry if you have the wrong partner
                10 years and still do that. But it's her fault for being best friends with my previous.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  it ends...


                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVpfp7CmC1w

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    10 years and still do that. But it's her fault for being best friends with my previous.
                    So is it all d000hg worship when they meet?!

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