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Does size matter ?

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    Does size matter ?

    A friend of mine has a delicate question. He wants to know if his new bird would consider taking one up the Gary but he doesnt want to upset her by being direct.
    We were wondering if poo size might be a possible indicator.
    For example big fat massive dungs might be indicate a well used ring piece whilst thin squiggly long stools might mean a nipsy as tight as a ducks arse in water.
    I know that there must be something in this because I heard that AndyW's turds come out sideways


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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    A friend of mine has a delicate question. He wants to know if his new bird would consider taking one up the Gary but he doesnt want to upset her by being direct.
    We were wondering if poo size might be a possible indicator.
    For example big fat massive dungs might be indicate a well used ring piece whilst thin squiggly long stools might mean a nipsy as tight as a ducks arse in water.
    I know that there must be something in this because I heard that AndyW's turds come out sideways



    yours seem to come from your mouth EO

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      #3
      Is his new bird called Threaded?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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