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    Predictions for 2015

    Predictions are notoriously difficult, especially the ones about the future.

    my predictions for 2015

    1. A hung parliament with a minority government
    2. Oil prices stabilise at 50 dollar and deflation starts
    3. Everton win the FA cup
    4. Laws on camel ownership tightened
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    #2
    Hung Parliament by Banksy -

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      #3
      Here are mine-

      - Definitely a minority govt. UKIP will not play a part in it though.
      - Contractors lives will be made a bit more miserable.
      - Gun Laws relaxed in UK and AtW will get imprisoned for shooting himself in foot.
      - DodgyAgent will turn into a Mullah in Birmingham
      - I will lose weight

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        3. Everton win the FA cup
        4. Laws on camel ownership tightened
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        - Gun Laws relaxed in UK and AtW will get imprisoned for shooting himself in foot.
        - DodgyAgent will turn into a Mullah in Birmingham
        - I will lose weight
        One of these stands out as being so ridiculous that it is laughable.
        The others, despite being insane, are stone dead certainties by comparison.

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Here are mine-

          - Definitely a minority govt. UKIP will not play a part in it though.
          - Contractors lives will be made a bit more miserable.
          - Gun Laws relaxed in UK and AtW will get imprisoned for shooting himself in foot.
          - DodgyAgent will turn into a Mullah in Birmingham
          - I will lose weight
          AtW's sofa finally delivered.

          DFS sale ends
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #6
            1. I finally buy a house.
            2. TykeMerc will be revelead as MilanBenes sockie.
            3. Income tax will go back to 50%
            4. I'll get banned again on CUK
            5.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Predictions are notoriously difficult, especially the ones about the future.

              my predictions for 2015

              1. A hung parliament with a minority government
              2. Oil prices stabilise at 50 dollar and deflation starts
              3. Everton win the FA cup
              4. Laws on camel ownership tightened
              FA Cup has Bolton Wanderers name is on it. Liverpool away on telly, just like 92/93 when Rioch's team beat Sourness' shower 2-0

              Who can forget Dave 'Ding Dong Do' Higson's totally unbiased magical commentary that night....

              Lee, Lee, go on Lee, McGinlay, YYYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
              What a legend Dave Higson was, during one commentary he called the Police 'Pigs' chanted 'Shiit on the Villa' with the fans, and once accused the referee of coming to the game on the Port Vale team bus after a fiery one at Vale Park....

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                #8
                Err, guuuuuuyz, you forgot WW3. Duuuuh.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Err, guuuuuuyz, you forgot WW3. Duuuuh.
                  Every suity post will further confirm his ness
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Here are mine-

                    - Definitely a minority govt. UKIP will not play a part in it though.
                    - Contractors lives will be made a bit more miserable.
                    - Gun Laws relaxed in UK and AtW will get imprisoned for shooting himself in foot.
                    - DodgyAgent will turn into a Mullah in Birmingham
                    - I will lose weight
                    I actually think that UKIP will do so, if it is the Tories who lead it; at the very least, I would not be surprised by a confidence and supply arrangement between the two. I doubt the Lib dems have enough left in them to form a coalition again with the Tories.

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