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    #1

    What's up your skirt luv ?

    ... aah, a TV !

    CCTV captures bizarre shop theft as woman steals plasma TV by stuffing it up her SKIRT - Mirror Online

    AtW - See if you can pinch a sofa @ DFS up your ....
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    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... aah, a TV !

    CCTV captures bizarre shop theft as woman steals plasma TV by stuffing it up her SKIRT - Mirror Online

    AtW - See if you can pinch a sofa @ DFS up your ....
    Mary Poppins springs to mind.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Mary Poppins springs to mind.
      How is your Retail Empire tat shop doing?

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Mary Poppins springs to mind.
        Actually the fact the whole thing only took 13 seconds reminded Mrs MF of someone closer to home.

        Like the new drapes by the way.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          ...a snatch theft....IGMC

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            #6
            How does she keep it up there?
            I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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              #7
              Originally posted by GlenW View Post
              How does she keep it up there?
              Pelvic floor exercises

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                #8
                They still can't find the remote controll
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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