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Showering 3 times a day is a white thing.

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    Showering 3 times a day is a white thing.

    Apparently.

    https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/gossi...115131462.html

    I'd have thunk that showering 3 times a day would make your skin fall off, but what do I know?

    A good rub down with WD40 is much better for you.

    #2
    So that means showering less than 3 times a day is a black people thing

    or is that racist?

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      #3
      In that case I must be black, or at least a dirty brown - once a day is more than enough!
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        In that case I must be black, or at least a dirty brown - once a day is more than enough!
        Maybe you need to shower more than....

        But that also could be construed as racist

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          #5
          3??

          I shower every morning and have a nice soak in the bath in the evening.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            right well, saw her picture and I'm off for a shower...

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              3??

              I shower every morning and have a nice soak in the bath in the evening.
              I do love a nice long soak.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Oily rag or wet weetabix does it for me.
                I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
                  Oily rag or wet weetabix does it for me.
                  Use a dry one, it'll ex-foliate
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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