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[vetran]

BBC News - Al Murray's Pub Landlord to stand against Nigel Farage

He said: "It seems to me that the UK is ready for a bloke waving a pint around, offering common sense solutions."
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"Let it be known that like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is.

"But did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No."

Well should make Nige's vote more interesting.

[mudskipper]

Can UKIP supporters spot the difference between a parody and a parody of a parody?

[TheCyclingProgrammer]

This is my current favourite UKIP story:

Romford’s Ukip candidate Gerard Batten has reiterated his belief that Muslims should sign a code of conduct to prove they are not terrorists when entering Britain

What did Romford Ukip candidate Gerard Batten have to say about the Paris attacks? - Politics - Romford Recorder

On the prospect of terrorists lying and signing the document in order to gain entry, he added: “If they’ve got any integrity they wouldn’t sign it. They don’t believe in tolerance – they would be lying through their teeth.”