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stek
16th January 2015, 16:27
Suppose it gives his sister a break...

Drunk man tries to have sex with postbox in Wigan | Granada - ITV News (http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2015-01-16/drunk-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-postbox-in-wigan/)

Uncle Albert
16th January 2015, 16:29
Suppose it gives his sister a break...

Drunk man tries to have sex with postbox in Wigan | Granada - ITV News (http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2015-01-16/drunk-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-postbox-in-wigan/)

That's disgusting, he could at least have chosen an ER postbox the bloody pervert.

VectraMan
16th January 2015, 16:37
Is it the same postbox that was in the other thread about a man having sex with a postbox?

Clearly this postbox gets around.

stek
16th January 2015, 16:41
Is it the same postbox that was in the other thread about a man having sex with a postbox?

Clearly this postbox gets around.

I thought I'd seen one but TBH I CBA looking, cos I'm on train and its bouncing about...

TestMangler
16th January 2015, 16:43
Is it the same postbox that was in the other thread about a man having sex with a postbox?

Clearly this postbox gets around.

It was dressed provocatively and clearly knew what it was doing. The postbox was clearly asking for it.....

EternalOptimist
16th January 2015, 17:35
Typically Oldham athletic have just announced they wont be signing the 45 years old utility player following a campaign on mumsnet and condemnation by the postmens union

FatLazyContractor
16th January 2015, 17:44
Is it the same postbox that was in the other thread about a man having sex with a postbox?

Clearly this postbox gets a lot.

FTFY :D

d000hg
16th January 2015, 18:44
He must be bloody tall.

tractor
16th January 2015, 19:04
He must be bloody tall.

That didn't matter, it was on the wall when he knocked it off :igmc:

mudskipper
16th January 2015, 20:49
Just read the story to big sis - she says "I went to school with a Paul Bennett".

She then looks him up on facebook - reckon it's the same guy


Edit: Links removed, in case it isn't :D

AtW
16th January 2015, 20:59
This would never happen in America...

barrydidit
16th January 2015, 21:07
Just read the story to big sis - she says "I went to school with a Paul Bennett".

She then looks him up on facebook - reckon it's the same guy https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/942324_643162805711865_1413076920_n.jpg?oh=1710226 170d60815b60e961a182529fa&oe=556D8638&__gda__=1428572364_8825fc1f063de7715b00f44e3bef9a7 f

https://www.facebook.com/paul.bennett.9

He doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.

If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.

mudskipper
16th January 2015, 21:11
He doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.

If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.

Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.

AtW
16th January 2015, 21:12
Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.

The postbox was from Wigan...

barrydidit
16th January 2015, 21:20
Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.

Even so, i repeat; if I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.

EternalOptimist
16th January 2015, 22:18
that fckrs 15 years younger than me, but he looks ten years older.
not the dog, the bloke.


It's a testament of what hard drinking can do to the body.
Drink like me and you will always look like you're 15 years younger

GlenW
16th January 2015, 22:23
I've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.

EternalOptimist
16th January 2015, 22:25
I've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.

but you are a first class minger.

that postbox took second class as well

FatLazyContractor
16th January 2015, 23:04
This would never happen in America...

You think its got something to do with guns? :rolleyes:

AtW
17th January 2015, 00:44
You think its got something to do with guns? :rolleyes:

No, it's ze looks -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/NYC_USPS_Mailbox.JPG

barrydidit
17th January 2015, 07:06
That doesn't look very robust.

Here is the one outside the manchester arndale, just after the IRA's architectural committee decided on some remodelling

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/530000/images/_534907_postbox300.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/06/07/postbox_close_370x288.jpg

mudskipper
24th February 2015, 20:21
Man who had sex with a postbox is found dead | Metro News (http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/24/man-who-had-sex-with-a-postbox-is-found-dead-behind-a-chinese-restaurant-5077200/)

A sad end.

FatLazyContractor
24th February 2015, 20:24
A sad end.

Happy ending for the postbox though :rolleyes:

barrydidit
24th February 2015, 21:12
Man who had sex with a postbox is found dead behind a Chinese restaurant

perhaps shagging a chinese restraunt was too much for him. But what a way to go....

tarbera
24th February 2015, 23:03
perhaps shagging a chinese restraunt was too much for him. But what a way to go....

Indeed - heart attack

Every time he shagged it he wanted to shag it again 15mins later

d000hg
25th February 2015, 08:19
These jokes are pretty 2nd class.