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    Hayfever pills give you dementia

    That's me done for then.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ts-can-5048128

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    That's me done for then.
    At least your eyes and nose won't be streaming. You will be slavering at the mouth and and probably be doubly incontinent, but your eyes and nose will be fine.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      #3
      Me too.

      Originally posted by GlenW View Post
      At least your eyes and nose won't be streaming. You will be slavering at the mouth and and probably be doubly incontinent, but your eyes and nose will be fine.
      Thanks for that, at least no sneezing fits.

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        #4
        Originally posted by GlenW View Post
        At least your eyes and nose won't be streaming. You will be slavering at the mouth and and probably be doubly incontinent, but your eyes and nose will be fine.
        Double incontinence I can live with. It's triple incontinence that scares me.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          Double incontinence I can live with. It's triple incontinence that scares me.
          I know I'm going to regret this, but what is triple incontinence?
          I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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            #6
            Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
            Double incontinence I can live with. It's triple incontinence that scares me.
            Lymington for the double incontinent, Bournemouth for the triple incontinent!
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Originally posted by GlenW View Post
              I know I'm going to regret this, but what is triple incontinence?
              Poo comes out your eyes.
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                Poo comes out your eyes.
                Makes a change from it coming out of my mouth!
                I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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