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    #1

    That lady contractor sat ... (NSFW)

    ... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

    Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

    Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult
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    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

    Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

    Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult
    She's not a contractor, shes a permie checking the proxy logs to see who needs sacked for wasting time.
    World's Best Martini

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      #3
      Why wouldn't you just ask her?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Why wouldn't you just ask her?
        Cos that would prove he's not a sockie.

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Why wouldn't you just ask her?
          Because I am WFH and I am bored!

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Cos that would prove he's not a sockie.

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              ... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK.
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Because I am WFH and I am bored!
              I think she is your other half....
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                ... diagonally opposite to me wearing a black top ... I know you are browsing CUK. I walked past you a little while ago and noticed the landing page on your screen.

                Not sure who you are here though! Identify yourself.

                Recognizing me shouldn't be very difficult
                Not in her knickers yet? What are you, man or a mouse!?
                I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  I think she is your other half....
                  Doh! That's called Pun in Yorkshire you

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
                    Not in her knickers yet? What are you, man or a mouse!?
                    She looks a size 6. I am a size 49.

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