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    Not the best proposal

    Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up in excitement when boyfriend proposed on top of cliff | Metro News

    A woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on top of a cliff died after she jumped in excitement and fell over the edge.

    Dimitrina Dimitrova’s boyfriend had walked her to a beauty spot in Ibiza famed for its sunset views to ask for her hand in marriage.

    But local police say the woman lost her balance when jumping up and down during the marriage proposal and tumbled off the side.
    Poor sods.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Waiting for AtW's conspiracy theory.

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      #3
      It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.
        And it saved the poor bloke an expensive and messy divorce at some point in the future
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.
          No it isn't!

          It's very tragic and very funny. The lucky sod, he dodged one there.
          I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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            #6
            Someone get Columbo in quick.

            I suspect fiancicide
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Name sounds Russian to me.

              Putin ordered the murder.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I suspect fiancicide
                Reminds me of Stephen Fry on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

                During the Uxbridge English Dictionary round he defined "countryside" as "the killing of Piers Morgan"
                • The meaning of life is to give life meaning
                • Worrying about tomorrow spoils today

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Name sounds Russian to me.

                  Putin ordered the murder.

                  It translates as Ilene Dover
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    It translates as Ilene Dover

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