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Say what you really mean Boris, don't beat about the bush....
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Originally posted by tractor View Post
"If you look at all the psychological profiling about contractors, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists.
"They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them.
"They are rejected by women, they are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort."
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
But Mussurut Zia, general secretary of the Muslim Women's Network UK, branded the Mayor's comments as "irresponsible".
You would have thought that Muslims would have welcomed Boris's words as it distances their faith from the antics of the terrorists.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHe could be talking about the average IT contractor
"If you look at all the psychological profiling about contractors, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists.
"They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them.
"They are rejected by women, they are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort."
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHe could be talking about the average IT contractor
"If you look at all the psychological profiling about contractors, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists.
"They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them.
"They are rejected by women, they are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort."
You'd be able to get your 10% (7.2 virgins) on successful completion of the assignment.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by tractor View PostBut he wasn't, the article specifically stated that. No wonder agents have problems. reading CVs ????
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is, of course, a champion of the benefits of turning to female companionship for spiritual comfort. Indeed, admirably, he leads by example whenever he can ...My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostBut Mussurut Zia, general secretary of the Muslim Women's Network UK, branded the Mayor's comments as "irresponsible".
You would have thought that Muslims would have welcomed Boris's words as it distances their faith from the antics of the terrorists.Comment
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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostAlexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is, of course, a champion of the benefits of turning to female companionship for spiritual comfort. Indeed, admirably, he leads by example whenever he can ...Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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