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A squeaky clean fanjo!

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    A squeaky clean fanjo!

    Sorry, Gwyneth Paltrow, but steaming your vagina is a bad idea | Life and style | The Guardian

    Mugwort - that's what mine's been missing all these years.

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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It seems that if you live in Hollywood, any old plan B will suffice as long as it panders to vanity.

    My idea would be to use cheerleaders and chicken soup to improve flagging 'getupability' for those movie stars who need a little help from time to time

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      Kate Moss to Gwyneth Paltrow:

      "Kate said, 'Oi, what you out jogging for?' Gwyneth fired back, 'So I don't look like you when I get old'. Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, 'Why don't you eat some f**king carbs!'
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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