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Improving company morale - allowable?

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    Improving company morale - allowable?

    It's well known that happy, relaxed workers are better workers. And that having a happy spouse makes for a happier, less stressful life.

    So to me it makes sense that MyCo pays for my wife (who doesn't work for the company) to to go on a nice spa weekend.

    I can't see any holes in this argument but I thought I'd run it past you lot first, just to be sure.





    (it's no worse than that electric bike idea)
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    It isn't worse but hes a ******* moron and had a new one ripped for him.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      It isn't worse but hes a ******* moron and had a new one ripped for him.
      Sounds like you could do with a spa day too.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Sounds like you could do with a spa day too.
        Lol. I'd need to grow gills for the amount of time I would need to spend in water to cheer me up
        Last edited by northernladuk; 6 February 2015, 09:51.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Remember to book the spa day through IPSE so you don't miss out on the "employee" discount.

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            #6
            The cost will be a BIK on you. 6/10 for trying though.

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              #7
              As long as you get to the Spa by electric bike but also charge car mileage, it should be Ok.

              Don't forget to claim benefit for lunch and childcare voucher also.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                As long as you get to the Spa by electric bike but also charge car mileage, it should be Ok.

                Don't forget to claim benefit for lunch and childcare voucher also.
                Next he will be suggesting taking an Aqualung. I bet he isn't taking Cross Eyed Mary with him. Poster must be Thick As Brick and obviously just Skating Away On The Thin Ice Of The New Day. Talk about Living In The Past. Heavy Horses wouldn't make me put this through the company. My God, Nothing Is Easy even with You There To Help Me.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Next he will be suggesting taking an Aqualung. I bet he isn't taking Cross Eyed Mary with him. Poster must be Thick As Brick and obviously just Skating Away On The Thin Ice Of The New Day. Talk about Living In The Past. Heavy Horses wouldn't make me put this through the company. My God, Nothing Is Easy even with You There To Help Me.
                  Must have taken you dark ages to come up with all that.....
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    It's well known that happy, relaxed workers are better workers. And that having a happy spouse makes for a happier, less stressful life.

                    So to me it makes sense that MyCo pays for my wife (who doesn't work for the company) to to go on a nice spa weekend.

                    I can't see any holes in this argument but I thought I'd run it past you lot first, just to be sure.





                    (it's no worse than that electric bike idea)
                    Is she going to discuss business strategy during this weekend?
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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