Suicidal Cyclist

[zeitghost]

Cycling on the wrong side of the road in the dark, no lights, dressed in black, approaching a blind bend.

Sadly the clown did not get splatted.

I woz disappointed.

[RetSet]

You mean you missed him?

Dozy arse!

[MarillionFan]

Cycling on the wrong side of the road in the dark, no lights, dressed in black, approaching a blind bend.

Sadly the clown did not get splatted.

I woz disappointed.

Was it Suity? His mass is so large he bends light towards him like a black hole. You were lucky not to be sucked in.

[Doggy Styles]

Was it threaded?

[Troll]

Cycling on the wrong side of the road in the dark, no lights, dressed in black, approaching a blind bend.

Sadly the clown did not get splatted.

I woz disappointed.

Scary... my daughter knocked one down in similar circumstances on Friday night - middle aged guy had been drinking and was returning from a take away with booze and food hung over handlebars

He banged his head which meant someone called an ambulance, which meant plod attended

I would have gone over him a few times just to make sure - about time these fookers had insurance

[mudskipper]

Scary... my daughter knocked one down in similar circumstances on Friday night - middle aged guy had been drinking and was returning from a take away with booze and food hung over handlebars

He banged his head which meant someone called an ambulance, which meant plod attended

I would have gone over him a few times just to make sure - about time these fookers had insurance

Must be very upsetting for her. Hope she (and he) is OK.

[Troll]

Must be very upsetting for her. Hope she (and he) is OK.

When I got there she was sat in plods car sobbing her eyes out - not sure how that helped at all ...wimmin eh

[mudskipper]

When I got there she was sat in plods car sobbing her eyes out - not sure how that helped at all ...wimmin eh

As long as her sobbing wasn't "I'm sorry, it was all my fault!"

[BrilloPad]

Those of us who cycle properly hate these idiots immensely. Gives idiot car drivers an excuse to run us all down.

Next time Zeity, please do the decent thing and splatt him.

[vetran]

I shall mention again the clown who got himself offed in Gorseinon some years ago, cycling the wrong way up a one way street in the dark, wearing black clothes, on a bike without any lights.

And the almighty plod decided it was a Good Idea to attempt to prosecute the unfortunate driver.

Who got found not guilty.

you do wonder why Plod do stupid things like that you would of thought recommending stupid prosecutions would be a CLM.