£500k for a 2 bed "apartment" in London... I mean Luton

[SantaClaus]

One for Suity:

Luxury block of £500,000 flats advertised as being 'in one of the most cosmopolitan areas of London'... is in LUTON

Luxury flats 'in one of London's most cosmopolitan areas' are in LUTON | Daily Mail Online

Great view of the planes coming in to land too. No need for an alarm clock in the morning.
And if you want to start a fight in the local pubs, it's in the heart of the town centre.

Plenty of "marches" for the politically active too.

[DaveB]

One for Suity:

Luxury block of £500,000 flats advertised as being 'in one of the most cosmopolitan areas of London'... is in LUTON

Luxury flats 'in one of London's most cosmopolitan areas' are in LUTON | Daily Mail Online

Great view of the planes coming in to land too. No need for an alarm clock in the morning.
And if you want to start a fight in the local pubs, it's in the heart of the town centre.

Plenty of "marches" for the politically active too.

Well it will give Suity something to aspire to.

[OwlHoot]

One for Suity:

Luxury block of £500,000 flats advertised as being 'in one of the most cosmopolitan areas of London'... is in LUTON

Luxury flats 'in one of London's most cosmopolitan areas' are in LUTON | Daily Mail Online

Great view of the planes coming in to land too. No need for an alarm clock in the morning.
And if you want to start a fight in the local pubs, it's in the heart of the town centre.

Plenty of "marches" for the politically active too.

One of the captions says the site will overlook a dual carriageway, court, pub and shopping centre.

So with luck the lucky owners will also be next to a kebab shop

[FatLazyContractor]

Well it will give Suity something to aspire to.

For now, he is struggling to differentiate his arse from elbow!

[MicrosoftBob]

Blimey Lutonistan now that is a tuliphole

No amount of money in the world could make me want to live there

[suityou01]

One for Suity:

Luxury block of £500,000 flats advertised as being 'in one of the most cosmopolitan areas of London'... is in LUTON

Luxury flats 'in one of London's most cosmopolitan areas' are in LUTON | Daily Mail Online



Great view of the planes coming in to land too. No need for an alarm clock in the morning.
And if you want to start a fight in the local pubs, it's in the heart of the town centre.

Plenty of "marches" for the politically active too.

Die

Well it will give Suity something to aspire to.

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One of the captions says the site will overlook a dual carriageway, court, pub and shopping centre.

So with luck the lucky owners will also be next to a kebab shop

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For now, he is struggling to differentiate his arse from elbow!

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Blimey Lutonistan now that is a tuliphole

No amount of money in the world could make me want to live there

TIA

Suity

[TykeMerc]

Die
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TIA

Suity

Take your own advice please, in fact if you would be so kind as to demonstrate how it's done properly then maybe they can get it right

[scooterscot]

What on earth made the developers think this would be a good idea? Bet they were overseas investors.

[FatLazyContractor]

Take your own advice please, in fact if you would be so kind as to demonstrate how it's done properly then maybe they can get it right

Seems you forgot who you were talking to!