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    #1

    Uh oh

    A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

    Now I feel

    Related?

    Really do not feel well.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

    Now I feel

    Related?

    Really do not feel well.
    Is that like a pork sword?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Is that like a pork sword?
      Aye. I likes pulled pork I does.

      http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2...-pork-sandwich
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

        Now I feel

        Related?

        Really do not feel well.
        Kebabaleg?
        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Kebabaleg?
          Nein

          Big Sammys - Pizza Kebab Burger House Takeaway Menu in Luton - Order From JUST EAT

          Chef's Special Kebab.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            What's so special about it?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Nein

              Big Sammys - Pizza Kebab Burger House Takeaway Menu in Luton - Order From JUST EAT

              Chef's Special Kebab.
              If you ate all of that then I'm not surprised that your guts are making you feel a bit Tom.
              “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                #8
                WTF were you scoffing some monster kebab after 3am on a school night?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  What's so special about it?
                  It takes at least 12 hours before you can tulip through the eye of a needle whereas a normal kebab only takes 45 minutes
                  “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                    #10
                    I guess you broke the first rule of kebabs, never ask for the 'special sauce'
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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