CUK FRIENDS: The one where Suity marries FLC

[Pondlife]

Suity and his bride to be FLC travel to London to get married.

Unfortunately Suity's ex-lover MarillionFan claims he will be away on business in the states and so cannot attend.

When Suity and FLC visit the wedding location it's a complete mess due to poor planning and no clearly defined requirements. They decide that they'll wing it anyway.

MarillionFan decides he still craves what Suity has and decides to "return from his trip early" There's some mention of drinking champagne in 1st class with that bloke from House and BlackAdder

It's a lovely ceremony until Suity gets FLC's name wrong which apparently wasn't his fault.

It's all a bit awkward as everyone stares at their kebabs at the reception.

FLC climbs out of the toilet window. MF gets on the honeymoon bus to Brighton.

Simonmac and Eek get drunk and sleep together.

The End.

[suityou01]

Suity and his bride to be FLC travel to London to get married.

Unfortunately Suity's ex-lover MarillionFan claims he will be away on business in the states and so cannot attend.

When Suity and FLC visit the wedding location it's a complete mess due to poor planning and no clearly defined requirements. They decide that they'll wing it anyway.

MarillionFan decides he still craves what Suity has and decides to "return from his trip early" There's some mention of drinking champagne in 1st class with that bloke from House and BlackAdder

It's a lovely ceremony until Suity gets FLC's name wrong which apparently wasn't his fault.

It's all a bit awkward as everyone stares at their kebabs at the reception.

FLC climbs out of the toilet window. MF gets on the honeymoon bus to Brighton.

Simonmac and Eek get drunk and sleep together.

The End.

Golly, all this attention.

[MaryPoppins]

Ah Pondy, I love your stories.

I take it I wasn't invited to the ceremony.

[suityou01]

Ah Pondy, I love your stories.

I take it I wasn't invited to the ceremony.

You were the caterer.

[FatLazyContractor]

Ah Pondy, I love your stories.

I take it I wasn't invited to the ceremony.

You played my organ at the wedding

[Pondlife]

Ah Pondy, I love your stories.

I take it I wasn't invited to the ceremony.

You were heavily pregnant and so couldn't travel. You listened in on the phone though.

[BrilloPad]

Simonmac and Eek sleep together.

Is that unusual?

[MaryPoppins]

You were heavily pregnant and so couldn't travel. You listened in on the phone though.

Better than the Archers, this.

[BrilloPad]

Better than the Archers, this.

Swimming through a piranha infested lake with steaks attached to ones genitals is more fun than the Archers.

[MaryPoppins]

Is that unusual?

I think there'd previously only really been flirty messages and a bit of heavy petting.