Short story long: I'm getting a UK passport

[SimonMac]

Finally after what seems like ages flirting with a dumb ox of a contractor in the promised land of the UK I have finally got my way and am getting married, UK passport here I come!

It took a while, but decided the subtle approach wasn't working and just asked him to marry me and he said yes, well he didn't say no but that's the same thing right?

I am over in 6 weeks so thinking a spring wedding, MP will you be my maid of honor? Admin can you give me away?

[DodgyAgent]

Now you are British make yourself useful and go and lend these guys some support:

BBC Sport - Cricket - Cricket World Cup: Brilliant Ireland shock England

[FatLazyContractor]

Would Suity?

[TheFaQQer]

Now you are British make yourself useful and go and lend these guys some support:

BBC Sport - Cricket - Cricket World Cup: Brilliant Ireland shock England

Does a passport come with a time machine that means he can travel back to 2011 when that match was played?

If it does, I feel robbed because I didn't get one when I renewed mine recently.

[Pondlife]

Short story long: I'm getting a house and half of some ox's future earnings as I'm lead to believe that this is the sole benefit of getting married. Kerrrching! I read this on the internet.

Fixed to more accurately reflect CUK's understanding of marriage.

[vetran]

Would Platty?

FTFY

OBIQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI

[newmove]

Looks like you're marrying him cos of the passport.

Let me continue sipping my tea.

[Scruff]

Where is "The Duck"?