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Someone stole my bollocks!

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    Someone stole my bollocks!

    Not me personally, like.

    Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers

    Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow
    The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a sauna with her before he blacked out
    Woke the next morning in a bus stop in acute pain and covered in blood
    Rushed to hospital where he was told that his testicles had been removed
    Police believe he was spiked and procedure was carried out in a 'skillfully'
    They fear that his testicles were removed by a gang selling organs on the black market


    Read more: Russian man has testicles STOLEN after he's drugged by woman working for organ traffickers | Daily Mail Online
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    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

    #2
    Moscow police are looking for the surgeon who they have named as 'Ivor Bollockoff'
    and his Serbian 'Mr Big - Slobberdown Mecockyoubitch'
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      we need a big sign

      KUATB
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        That's nuts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          we need a big sign

          KUATB
          What does kutab stand for?

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            we need a big sign

            KUATB
            Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?
            I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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              #7
              Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
              Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?
              you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

              It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                What does kutab stand for?
                Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

                KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

                    It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.
                    Not a chance
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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