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    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?

    #2
    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
    mods

    tie him off
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
      I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
      On CUK they simply ban them ... Goodbye
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        mods

        tie him off
        It's general?

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          #5
          Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
          It's general?
          exactly.

          where was your entrée ? where was the funny anecdote ? where was the punline ?
          jeez
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            It's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....

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              #7
              Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
              It's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....
              Go F*** yourself
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                Go F*** yourself
                Not likely until I clear these up you clown

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
                  Not likely until I clear these up you clown
                  get a house brick. rub them gently with the brick, they will be gone in about three years or so
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
                    I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
                    Tying them off at the throat usually works.

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