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Should women be less moany?

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    Should women be less moany?

    Celia Imrie: 'Annoyed by wolf whistles? Lighten up' - Telegraph

    Celia Imrie: 'Annoyed by wolf whistles? Lighten up'
    Actress Celia Imrie, 62, says she is thrilled to be whistled at and quite likes being called 'darling' - and urges women not to be so 'moany'
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    Predictable AndyW Mum moaning option
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    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Celia Imrie: 'Annoyed by wolf whistles? Lighten up' - Telegraph

    Celia Imrie: 'Annoyed by wolf whistles? Lighten up'
    Actress Celia Imrie, 62, says she is thrilled to be whistled at and quite likes being called 'darling' - and urges women not to be so 'moany'
    If you're only making them moan you're doing it wrong. I make them scream.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      If you're only making them moan you're doing it wrong. I make them scream.
      Recent research has shown women have 4 types of orgasm :-

      Positive "oh yes oh yes oh yes"
      Negative "oh no oh no oh no"
      Religious "oh god oh god oh god"
      Fake "oh MF oh MF oh MF"

      Have you tried using your elbows?

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        If you're only making them moan you're doing it wrong. I make them scream.
        Wrong hole again?
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Wrong hole again?
          One slip and you're in the tulip
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Recent research has shown women have 4 types of orgasm :-

            Positive "oh yes oh yes oh yes"
            Negative "oh no oh no oh no"
            Religious "oh god oh god oh god"
            Fake "oh MF oh MF oh MF"

            Have you tried using your elbows?
            And:

            MaryPoppins "oof"

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Wrong hole again?
              A UK businessman visits Japan. The night before his big meeting he visits a pro. As he is on the job she keeps screaming "pusharda". He assumes its a compliment so keeps going.

              The following day he is on the golf course with the Japanese business man. Who gets a whole in one. To complient him the UK business man shouts "pusharda".

              The Japanese businessman says "what do you mean wrong hole?".

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                And:

                MaryPoppins "oof"
                How do you know?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  And:

                  MaryPoppins "woof"
                  Ftfy
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    How do you know?
                    That'd be telling.

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