I thought this was funny when I saw it on a billboard the other day ...
Eat like a King
Not like a clown...
Eat like a King
Not like a clown...
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Should be hauled up under the trade descriptions act, I reckon! -
Perhaps it should have read:
Eat like a King
Not like a clown...
End up like Elvis
before he went down
Just being helpful"My God, it's huge!!"
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According to Priscella, he never went down...Originally posted by Swamp ThingIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Also the King was alleged to remark that he'd have been a whole lot keener on women if they smelled of peanut butter instead of a 3-day old sardine catch.Originally posted by Flubster
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Waitress at a Danish Pizza Express:Originally posted by zeitghost
Sorry Sir, we don't have any anchovies for your pizza topping.
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That simply isn't good enough, wench!
W: Ok, I could rub my minge on some garlic bread if you like?
T: Capital idea - but don't expect a tip.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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